Office by Alex Penny
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
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companions: Wilfred Mott
(Source: hollow-stars, via doctorwho)
My little brother saw two men holding hands in town and he was like “are they…boyfriends” and i told him they were gay so they love boys instead of girls and later on he said “i think being gay is good because when you marry a girl and you live with her she puts pink things in the house like our mum does but if you’re gay you can have cool boy stuff like racing cars and spiderman”
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And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…
(Source: purrf-ect, via castiels-feathery-butt)
psa
if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea
it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea
tea means dinner
we mean we are having dinner
ARE YOU SRS
YES
so then how do you invite someone for tea. with tea and scones and jam and stuff. that kind of tea. how are you supposed to phrase that?
“do you want to come over for a cuppa”
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT
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